this installment we are joined by guest pie expert, Paul Montgomery!
jenn: what kind of pie do you think Agent Coulson likes?
paul: [instantly] rhubarb.
ali: rhubarb, or strawberry rhubarb?
paul: just rhubarb.
ali: you can’t have only rhubarb in a pie, it’s too tart. and anyway, how do you know that he would like it?
paul: he just would. i feel like i know him after all these movies.
ali: i think maybe peach? apple, probably, honestly, when you think about it. he’s a patriot, he would like apple pie. or maybe he would like chocolate cream pie. he would like chocolate cream pie more than Batman would.
paul: he likes ALL THE PIES.
jenn: thanks paul!
paul: i feel like i’ve been used.